matters financial you find hard to master,
may, find yourself trapped in personal disaster,
without even asking a few words of thanks,
can always rely on the staff of your banks.
handstanding orders and directed debits,
handle your bills and receive all your credits.
loans and o'erdraft facilities,
meeting your unforeseen liabilities.
And what about cash for that exotic break,
bazaars and bars, what money do they take?
To change pound into rouble, shekel or euro,
pop along to your exchanging bureau.
handle your savings of whatever amounts,
PEPs, Tessas, ISAs and deposit accounts,
if you, in credit, your current account, keep,
find we don't charge you, now isn't that cheap!
you've still got surplus capital to invest,
want to get much better net interest,
just want some friendly, expert advice,
find your bank manager helpful and nice!
course, you may still wish to hide all of your assets,
them handy, under your mattress,
beware of the villains: burglars and crooks,
have sense and let somebody else do your books...